February 2012
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Anonymous asked: You dont really think he's a robot do you? Because that is crasy!
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Bob Dylan is a robot.
I don’t think it’s possible for a human being to be that incredibly sexy. No one can look that amazing all of the time, or any of the time for that matter. Therefore, he must be a robot, because nothing human can look as good as he does.
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to say that I really like Dylan to. (:
Me: Please let me sleep
Ringo: No, look at my face on the internet some more
Anonymous asked: no that doesnt answer my question because i still think hes ugly.
Anonymous asked: no im serious.
Anonymous asked: Why do u think bob dylan is so hot? hes like 1000 years old.
crying because George Harrison is not alive.
Me On My Wedding Day
Priest: Do you accept.....as your husband?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband: So?
Me: You see, I promised myself that I would marry Paul McCartney...
Hello. She's your "fan". She cries everynight...
ohlalamarkfoster:
parkmontius:
ithinkiwannaharryniall:
made me cry….
Oh my god, I’m trying to hold back my tears!
YES. YES. YES. YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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A good point made in Rolling Stone:
“Despite your main feature being your sexeliciousness, you’re not a bad oul’ slayer of songs.” -Sinead O’Connor on Bob Dylan
I’m looking for a place that will collect, clip, bath and return my dog....
– Bob Dylan - No direction home (Scorsesse) (via ohhsister
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Anonymous asked: So your saying that people shouldnt love bob dylan and wear shirts with him on it?
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Excuse me, but I need to vent my anger and disgust...
Okay, maybe this sounds really childish and petty, but I really cannot stand those kinds of people who wear Bob Dylan shirts and go around talking about how the love him and adore him and want to marry and they’re his biggest fan… and the only album they’ve ever listened to is “The Essential Bob Dylan.” I mean, yeah, it’s got amazing songs on it (because nearly...
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school (skoōl)
noun
1. an institution for educating children; often referred to as “prison” or “hell”
January 2012
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Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.
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Hello
Beatles fans: goodbye
Doors fans: I love you, wont you tell me your name
Pink Floyd fans: is there anybody in there
Lionel Richie fans: is it me you're looking for?
Led Zeppelin fans: BABE BABE BABE BABE
Bob Dylan fans: With just a glance
RIP Etta James.
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That Sad Moment...
In “Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid” when it shows Kris Kristofferson’s butt and not Bob Dylan’s. :”(
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The Awkward Moment When...
Your history teacher is giving a lesson about the Holocaust, and every time he says the word “Jew,” you think of Bob Dylan’s sexy face and you smile, which makes it look like you enjoy stories about people being murdered in gas chambers.
Reblog if you can't cuddle with your boyfriend...
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Friend: Why do you have the same song 10 times on your iPod?
Me: Omg you don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.
*Later*
Friend: We just listened to this song
Me: Omg no this is the live version and next we are listening to the electric unreleased version
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I truly and honestly love how my friends call Bob Dylan my boyfriend and act like he is really dating me. I have the greatest friends ever, and they are the greatest friends ever mainly for their support of my wishes to be eternally loved by Bob Dylan. Lol :)
That "Lick Your A$$" Picture I Posted Yesterday...
I accidentally typed it as via fuckyeahbobdylan.tumblr.com, when it was actually via fuckyeahbobdylanmeme.tumblr.com. My apologies.
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